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MelissaP1
Posts: 13,734
Posted:
Time for a little fun. Advice for those whom want to be elected to board or office. What "Fun" advice would you give?

My first one is : If you are elected President make sure your hand basket carries sunblock.

Just some tongue and cheek humor. A little sarcasm goes a long way. Throw in a limerick or poem if you want!

Former HOA President
LayaS
Posts: 252
Posted:
"We know there are known knowns: these are things we know we know. We also know that there are known unknowns: that is to say we know there are things we know we don't know. But there are also unknowns -- the ones we don't know we don't know." Donald Rumsfeld
TimB4
Posts: 20,986
Posted:
RUN!

RUN FAST!

RUN FAR!!
JohnC46
Posts: 14,230
Posted:
I am what I am because I am not what I use to be.
CathyA3
Posts: 6,286
Posted:
The most confident board member is the person who's never done the job yet.
CathyA3
Posts: 6,286
Posted:
Quote:
Posted By JohnC46 on 04/09/2024 9:23 AM
I am what I am because I am not what I use to be.

I thought it was because of spinach.
MelissaP1
Posts: 13,734
Posted:
HOA stands for Homeowners On Acid because they be trippin'!!!
Former HOA President
CathyA3
Posts: 6,286
Posted:
KerryL1
Posts: 14,519
Posted:
Urban high rise condo. True story: We have a strict rule again short-term rentals. So a few years ago, an owner cheated. His guest called our staffed entry-drive gate kiosk and wondered where a room service menu might be and how to order meals.
JoeN6
Posts: 96
Posted:
You either have Humble Orderly Administrators , or Holy Ostentatious A##-####s
BillD16
Posts: 980
Posted:
Watch your back.
HOA Board ex-President
Austin, Texas USA

“You can’t put too much water in a nuclear reactor”
CathyA3
Posts: 6,286
Posted:
Keep to the Code! But not the one in BillD16's other post.

(I'm trying to visualize Captain Jack Sparrow as the board president...)

BillD16
Posts: 980
Posted:
Quote:
Posted By CathyA3 on 04/10/2024 6:28 AM
Keep to the Code! But not the one in BillD16's other post.

(I'm trying to visualize Captain Jack Sparrow as the board president...)




“The code is more what you'd call 'guidelines' than actual rules. Arr!”

Bill
HOA Board ex-President
Austin, Texas USA

“You can’t put too much water in a nuclear reactor”
KerryL1
Posts: 14,519
Posted:
This doesn't fit the subject, but made me laugh yesterday while watching part of the Masters Golf Tourney on TV.

The announcer spotlit a 21 y.o. who was doing well: “Nicolai, born in Denmark, has an identical twin brother, Rasmus, also a professional golfer and also born in Denmark.”
MelissaP1
Posts: 13,734
Posted:
Wonder if they were the the nephew or the Denise of a professional golfer? 😂

HOA got to love it or have a good realtor...
Former HOA President

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