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BillD16 (Texas)
Posts: 974
Posted:
Hi all. Yesterday was the last day of school for most kids in my neighborhood, and I've been busy the past couple of weeks handling all of the prep for that (lifeguards, gate access, cleaning, etc). I'm happy to say that it's gone well.

Speaking of the pool: the Board got an email from a resident. For convenience, let's call my neighborhood Rejoov of Austin (RoA). I'll try to keep this very short:

XYZ School is interested in RoA's community pool as a potential practice site for their swim team. There are many XYZ School families in RoA.

- Practice season runs September thru February, when RoA's pool is largely closed.
- RoA's pool is currently unheated. XYZ School is willing to pay to have the pool heated. RoA would benefit.
- Additionally, XYZ School would compensate RoA for the time using the pool.
- XYZ School would pay to add additional lane lines and markers.
- XYZ School liability insure can be modified to cover RoA.

My only comment is that I guess it makes sense to at least get together and talk with these XYZ School people.

Any words of wisdom from y'all?

Thank you,

Bill

HOA Board ex-President
Austin, Texas USA

“You can’t put too much water in a nuclear reactor”
ElleN (Idaho)
Posts: 4,420
Posted:
-- The HOA runs the risk of running afoul of various tax laws that apply to non-profits.

-- I presume the covenants state that the pool is to be maintained for use by residents.

-- I presume the covenants state that the HOA is to be run for the benefit of owners.

-- The heaters for pools break down all the time. Who will pay for this?

-- For me, questions about the HOA's insurance are still present.

-- I do not think it makes sense to at least get together and talk with these XYZ school people.
MarkM19 (Texas)
Posts: 1,459
Posted:
BillyD,
I will just add to Ellen's list which is great. By the way I would never advise to use the word Lifeguard unless they plan on rescuing Kids in the Pool.

1) How Pays for the Electric bill to heat the pool? I doubt that they will be purchasing Solar.
2) Your liability insurance will certainly increase significantly.
3) What will you do when owners complain about sharing the Pool with nonresidents?
4) If you honor every owner's single request you will have many more.

My fears are that even if this organization has insurance if any accidents happen your HOA will certainly be brought into any lawsuit. If you are guilty or not the cost of defense can be enormous. It is great to try and make people happy, but you really need to look down the road and think of all the possible downsides. I am sure others on the site will think of many more.
JohnC46 (South Carolina)
Posts: 14,265
Posted:
Bill

I say it would open a Pandora's Box.
BillD16 (Texas)
Posts: 974
Posted:
Quote:
Posted By JohnC46 on 05/26/2023 11:14 AM
Bill

I say it would open a Pandora's Box.

Thanks, everyone. But - can you please focus on the *downsides*?

Joking. I get it. I wasn't especially enamored of the proposition if only because it sounds like it will involve a fairly massive amount of time and effort from our end. And I didn't mention that the school's name is actually "XYZ [religion] School". Which doesn't matter to me, but I'm certain there are people who'd object strenuously to that all by itself.

Again, thanks. In a way it's shame to have this nice big long list of reasons why it's a bad idea, but we probably won't make it past item 3.

Bill

HOA Board ex-President
Austin, Texas USA

“You can’t put too much water in a nuclear reactor”
CathyA3 (Ohio)
Posts: 6,299
Posted:
My list is basically the same in my response to your other pool thread.

* You'll probably need to become ADA compliant.

* You're almost certainly not insured for this.

* You'll almost certainly have after-hours "guests" since the kids will come to view your pool as theirs.

* Possible accelerated wear and tear on the clubhouse since they'll need space to shower, change, use the toilet, etc. Increased operating costs and possibly increased reserve requirements.

* This provides no benefit to the homeowners in your community, only downsides.

To me, this is a much easier NO than the pool parties.
KerryL1 (California)
Posts: 14,550
Posted:
Agree with all of the other concerns and especially how your HOA's share the cost of heating the pool if, say, your HOA would then use it year around if heated. Wouldn't owners want that? Assuming XYZ would purchase a heat pump, how would it appear on your reserves schedule? And would XYZ contribute x % a year based on use? But wouldn't the heat pump run more in "their" months?

In addition, I imagine you know that a heated pool requires a lot more chemicals since the bad bugs love warmth, so pool service will need to be more frequent (thus $$). Would XYZ provide pool covers for "their" months. Along with a lot more use, along with wear & tear on your locker/rest rooms, you'd probably need to reduce the est. remaining useful life in your reserve study of the interior pool surface, the gates to the pool area, etc., etc. With a lot more "splash" on your pool deck, its caulking, sealant or grouting, or however the surface is kept water tight will need more frequent repair/replacement.

IF the pool is near homes, as is ours, there would be lotsa complaints about the increased noise of the swim team cheering each other on, with maybe a loud coach, etc.

As, as you observed, BillD, who would handle & keep track and even do the initial estimates of all of the expenses your HOA would share with XYZ. Not only might you check with your insurance agent as advised, your HOA attorney's advice might come in handy too. Knowing your own mind will see all kinds of additional issues, it's a clear "no."
TerriS6 (California)
Posts: 3,284
Posted:
That's way beyond residential use if that's what your docs say.
KellyM3 (North Carolina)
Posts: 2,239
Posted:
Don't do this, Bill.

That pool exists solely and exclusively for the enjoyment of the dues payers and residents that are assigned access rights. Unless there is an off season where the residents cannot use the pool but the school could use it, there should be no operational agreement established to give the school exclusive, temporary access. Dues payers have all access all the time, within operational hours and calendar.

The school is not owed a conversation. Your board should discuss and, if it still wishes to pursue a partnership, the dues payers should be consulted next. Your HOA should have a need to rely on rental income for financial stability, which it doesn't by design.

BillD16 (Texas)
Posts: 974
Posted:
Again - thank you everyone for your sage advice in this matter. This proposal is like a dinosaur, in that the head is dead but it's going to take awhile for the tail to get the news. As I read everyone's points, and re-read the proposal, ÆlleN's point is the one that really hit home:

> I do not think it makes sense to at least get together and talk with these XYZ school people.

When I looked carefully at the proposal, I noticed that the Proposer-Person (PP) wanted to "get together to talk about" this, and wanted to "discuss" it. But there were no attached documents with plans, nothing but a handful of bullet points. And it got me thinking: I know the PP, but - I have no idea if he's even qualified to be slinging this idea. I have no idea if he's actually working with people at XYZ School who are qualified. No clue as to whether or not this is anything more than some blue-sky BS that he came up with in his sleep, or {meeting transcript} "We need a place for our swim team to train" "Hey, let's ask my HOA if we can use their pool!" "Great idea! Go ask them!" "Okay!" {/meeting transcript}.

In short, ÆlleN is correct: this is not worth the time and effort involved in even getting together to talk about it. I'm willing to send them a short "Thank you for thinking of us. Before we talk, can you please send us your current plans and documentation on the project? Dates / numbers / mission plan / etc?" Because this is in fact a pretty huge project, and it's a HUGE red flag to me (now) that PP didn't include all of this stuff in the first place. No - he wants to "get together to talk about it." No doubt he's a "big picture" guy who "doesn't sweat the details." "Oh, we're working on plans right now!" he'll say. And he'll waste hours of our time shooting bullshit and promising "I'll get that for you first thing tomorrow!"

It makes me so angry. I've become extremely sensitive to how some people feel free to waste other people's time to the benefit of their owned warped psyche{1}. I'm shutting this down as hard and fast as I can; I don't even want to give PP the satisfaction of having scored a meeting with us to "discuss" this crap - because simply talking to him is going to allow him to walk away thinking "well, I tried!" And I am pissy enough that no, I'm not going to allow that to happen.

Thank you all.

Bill

{1} And in case you wonder, yes I *do* feel poorly that I bugged all of you fine people for thoughts and was not aware enough to notice the BS here on my own.

HOA Board ex-President
Austin, Texas USA

“You can’t put too much water in a nuclear reactor”
CathyA3 (Ohio)
Posts: 6,299
Posted:
I wouldn't even give then a "before we talk", because you'd be sending the message that there is something to negotiate and that you've got time to spend on this. (In these folks' defense, they're demonstrating the widespread ignorance about the nature of HOAs. Correcting that would take more time and effort than any of us have.)

I'd just give them a brief, polite, written "thanks but no thanks, our governing documents prohibit such usage of our facilities, best wishes etc."

There's nothing to be gained by doing an in-person conversation if there is no chance that you would change your mind - I think people get more upset about this than a polite "no" in writing. It's also too easy to go off-script, and you want written documentation of what was said. It should be in writing anyway as part of your records.

CathyA3 (Ohio)
Posts: 6,299
Posted:
The other thing that annoyed me is that they didn't just ask to use your facilities, they want to alter them to suit their purposes. Yeah, they offered to pay, but that's still a big ask. And I don't see that they mentioned ADA compliance or use of your clubhouse when it is *not* closed, both of which are issues - those kids are not going to shower and use the toilet at home or hop into their cars soaking wet after practice. It creates a potential legal mess if you go ahead. And the HOA will be stuck with those modifications from now on, even if the school outgrows their current location and moves elsewhere.

Fortunately, if your CC&Rs don't spell out the conditions under which you can make private HOA facilities open to the public, you can't do it and that's your official reason to say no. IMO, the fact that individual members of the HOA send their kids to that school doesn't mean that the school isn't "the public". Their mentioning that actually landed the wrong way with me - I see that as an attempt to manipulate. Which may be what got your back up as well - you're being pressured into "yes" when "no" is the appropriate answer. They're already feeling entitled, think of how much worse it would be once you'd agreed to this and they paid for modifications.

** Also, it would be almost impossible to change your mind in the future without paying the school back for the money they spent. That and the attempt at pressure, no matter how mild, would be enough for me to say no to any proposed partnership regardless of the merits of their request. **

To me, this isn't just "no", it's "oh, h311 no". There is no reason for "yes" other than to be nice guys and to support a local school, which is not the HOA's job. Your duty is solely to the HOA and the membership, not to any other outside entities with which individual members may be affiliated.

(FWIW, all of the swim teams that I can think of either have their own pools or they rent practice time at an area public pool. Also if I recall correctly, we had a similar discussion here a couple years ago where a tennis club wanted to reserve time at an HOA's tennis courts. I believe the consensus was the same as in this case: no, because of liability, additional wear and tear and increased maintenance costs, the team would take time away from members' usage, and because this team was "the public" and the HOA's facilities were not ADA compliant.)

LayaS (Nebraska)
Posts: 249
Posted:
It's common where I am from for the private school to partner with the public school for activities such as swimming and tennis. So there may be alternatives for the private school to do that. So I would say no and not feel a bit guilty about it.
WendyM5 (North Carolina)
Posts: 1,522
Posted:
Quote:
Posted By BillD16 on 05/27/2023 3:44 PM
Again - thank you everyone for your sage advice in this matter. This proposal is like a dinosaur, in that the head is dead but it's going to take awhile for the tail to get the news. As I read everyone's points, and re-read the proposal, ÆlleN's point is the one that really hit home:

> I do not think it makes sense to at least get together and talk with these XYZ school people.

When I looked carefully at the proposal, I noticed that the Proposer-Person (PP) wanted to "get together to talk about" this, and wanted to "discuss" it. But there were no attached documents with plans, nothing but a handful of bullet points. And it got me thinking: I know the PP, but - I have no idea if he's even qualified to be slinging this idea. I have no idea if he's actually working with people at XYZ School who are qualified. No clue as to whether or not this is anything more than some blue-sky BS that he came up with in his sleep, or {meeting transcript} "We need a place for our swim team to train" "Hey, let's ask my HOA if we can use their pool!" "Great idea! Go ask them!" "Okay!" {/meeting transcript}.

In short, ÆlleN is correct: this is not worth the time and effort involved in even getting together to talk about it. I'm willing to send them a short "Thank you for thinking of us. Before we talk, can you please send us your current plans and documentation on the project? Dates / numbers / mission plan / etc?" Because this is in fact a pretty huge project, and it's a HUGE red flag to me (now) that PP didn't include all of this stuff in the first place. No - he wants to "get together to talk about it." No doubt he's a "big picture" guy who "doesn't sweat the details." "Oh, we're working on plans right now!" he'll say. And he'll waste hours of our time shooting bullshit and promising "I'll get that for you first thing tomorrow!"

It makes me so angry. I've become extremely sensitive to how some people feel free to waste other people's time to the benefit of their owned warped psyche{1}. I'm shutting this down as hard and fast as I can; I don't even want to give PP the satisfaction of having scored a meeting with us to "discuss" this crap - because simply talking to him is going to allow him to walk away thinking "well, I tried!" And I am pissy enough that no, I'm not going to allow that to happen.

Thank you all.

Bill

{1} And in case you wonder, yes I *do* feel poorly that I bugged all of you fine people for thoughts and was not aware enough to notice the BS here on my own.

why woudl the PP waste hours of time gathering all that information when you could just say nooo way? comeon he's being practical!

vis ta vie
WendyM5 (North Carolina)
Posts: 1,522
Posted:
Quote:
Posted By BillD16 on 05/27/2023 3:44 PM

It makes me so angry. I've become extremely sensitive to how some people feel free to waste other people's time to the benefit of their owned warped psyche{1}. I'm shutting this down as hard and fast as I can; I don't even want to give PP the satisfaction of having scored a meeting with us to "discuss" this crap - because simply talking to him is going to allow him to walk away thinking "well, I tried!" And I am pissy enough that no, I'm not going to allow that to happen.
{1} And in case you wonder, yes I *do* feel poorly that I bugged all of you fine people for thoughts and was not aware enough to notice the BS here on my own.


vis ta vie
BillD16 (Texas)
Posts: 974
Posted:
Quote:
Posted By WendyM5 on 05/29/2023 11:54 AM
Posted By BillD16 on 05/27/2023 3:44 PM

It makes me so angry. I've become extremely sensitive to how some people feel free to waste other people's time to the benefit of their owned warped psyche{1}. I'm shutting this down as hard and fast as I can; I don't even want to give PP the satisfaction of having scored a meeting with us to "discuss" this crap - because simply talking to him is going to allow him to walk away thinking "well, I tried!" And I am pissy enough that no, I'm not going to allow that to happen.
{1} And in case you wonder, yes I *do* feel poorly that I bugged all of you fine people for thoughts and was not aware enough to notice the BS here on my own.



Thank you! That was very helpful and couldn’t have come at a better time - I’m recovering from a minor PTSS incident from this weekend and a little Taylor Swift is good for an old man’s nerves.

Bill

HOA Board ex-President
Austin, Texas USA

“You can’t put too much water in a nuclear reactor”
BillD16 (Texas)
Posts: 974
Posted:
Just a quick update: my HOA President met with members of XYZ School at our pool yesterday afternoon. I just found out today. I have no idea what was said. Although you can bet yer sweet bippy that I’ll find out. I sincerely hope it was a “thanks, but no thanks.” But of late it feels like my neighborhood has gone down the rabbit hole and is operating with Wonderland logic.

In any event: y’all were awesome with the reasons why it’s a rotten idea. I really thought it was dead and wrapped in plastic. I’ll post an update when I know more.

Bill

HOA Board ex-President
Austin, Texas USA

“You can’t put too much water in a nuclear reactor”
MarkM19 (Texas)
Posts: 1,459
Posted:
Bill D,
As the president of our HOA meetings like this should never be done alone. Things can get twisted too easily. I always try to invite a second board member to attend and of course the PM should also be at this meeting. Once I was out of the meeting, I would send a note to our remaining board members recapping the meeting and let them know about next steps if any are outlined.
KerryL1 (California)
Posts: 14,550
Posted:
To add to Mark's reply, and agreeing two directors should be involved: IMO, it's best if the president consult with the Board first before any meetings with an owner or anyone else concerning use of your common areas.

Is it typical, Bill, for directors to engage in individual acts re: your HOA without touching base with the Board?
BillD16 (Texas)
Posts: 974
Posted:
Quote:
Posted By KerryL1 on 06/22/2023 3:10 PM
To add to Mark's reply, and agreeing two directors should be involved: IMO, it's best if the president consult with the Board first before any meetings with an owner or anyone else concerning use of your common areas.

Is it typical, Bill, for directors to engage in individual acts re: your HOA without touching base with the Board?

Mark & Kerry (and everyone else),

It's not unusual for our small, dysfunctional Board members to do some things on their own: taking the initiative on repairs to the pool house restrooms, say. Keeping in mind that I'm obviously quite biased on this issue - this solo meeting is 'unusual'. Also: the meeting was attended by the neighborhood's most well-known 'busybody person'. I don't think any other members of the Board were invited - I know none of them attended.

I'd like to ask another Board member "so, did you get invited to this meeting?" but I'm not sure I want to hear the answer.

I'm fairly sure the President doesn't know how I even heard about this meeting, and I confess that it's amusing to consider throwing some noise into the mix with "{Busybody Person} said ..." but I take "Thou shalt not bear false witness" *really* seriously. Not gonna go there. Plus: it wouldn't go towards making things better.

I sometimes wonder, as I discuss things with y'all, just how Normal or Unnatural my "HOA Board Experience" is. My life is not typically a huge soap opera.

I got a rather snippy response back from the President that yes, he met with these people, he told them there were "concerns from certain members of the Board after consulting HOA websites on the internet{1} ... I am aware of your position on this issue but you are but one voice on the Board" (no irony there) and in short he didn't tell them yes but left it open if they get back to "us" - I use the term loosely - with a more substantial proposal. So the Good News is that we apparently aren't committed to anything. Essentially I'm just hoping the matter will be dropped and forgotten. Although - that's what I thought had already happened ...

Bill

{1} That's you guys - I put together an anonymized synopsis of your responses (it's powerful stuff, too); I'm not at all certain that he read it.

HOA Board ex-President
Austin, Texas USA

“You can’t put too much water in a nuclear reactor”
ElleN (Idaho)
Posts: 4,420
Posted:
Quote:
Posted By BillD16 on 06/22/2023 5:43 PM

I got a rather snippy response back from the President that yes, he met with these people, he told them there were "concerns from certain members of the Board after consulting HOA websites on the internet{1} ... [snippered]

{1} That's you guys - I put together an anonymized synopsis of your responses (it's powerful stuff, too); I'm not at all certain that he read it.
I am laughing here.

I sense some derision in the President's tone.

Best soap opera in four states.

I hope you find time to laugh often. The Board is gonna do what they're gonna do. And if and when they open this pool up to the swim team, I think it's "hello ADA required chair lift... "

BillD16 (Texas)
Posts: 974
Posted:
Quote:
Posted By ElleN on 06/22/2023 6:13 PM
Posted By BillD16 on 06/22/2023 5:43 PM

I got a rather snippy response back from the President that yes, he met with these people, he told them there were "concerns from certain members of the Board after consulting HOA websites on the internet{1} ... [snippered]

{1} That's you guys - I put together an anonymized synopsis of your responses (it's powerful stuff, too); I'm not at all certain that he read it.
I am laughing here.

I sense some derision in the President's tone.

Ya think?! ;p ;p ;p ;p

Bill

HOA Board ex-President
Austin, Texas USA

“You can’t put too much water in a nuclear reactor”
KerryL1 (California)
Posts: 14,550
Posted:
To tell the truth, Bill, I was not aware that your board comprises individuals who do not work together on behalf of your Assoc. I honest-to-gawd didn't know.

And for some reason, it sounds like the prez can make decisions without a board meeting and directors voting on the matter? surely the prez knows that he is not the jefe and that Boards govern HOA?? And the prez can bring any random non-director to a cozy little chat with a non-member of your HOA about using your HOA pool, your common areas? That conduct is rogue behavior nd your board shouldn't tolerate it.

Are you the only other director who "cares?"

This topic will be an agenda item at an open board meeting, right?
CathyA3 (Ohio)
Posts: 6,299
Posted:
Has anyone consulted with the HOA attorney? I'm guessing that an opinion summarizing and agreeing with all of the objections made by "a bunch of randos on the internet" should be more persuasive.

Also, does the person who talked with the school folks have any tie with this school district - ie. a conflict of interest? Shame on those folks for not putting the interests of the homeowners first. And that's on top of rogue board member behavior.

I'm irked on your behalf, Bill.
KerryL1 (California)
Posts: 14,550
Posted:
Entirely agree with Cathy. IF this burrows further down the Rabbit Hole and becomes an agenda item, you must insist on your HOA attorney's advice at the board meeting.
KathyF13 (Florida)
Posts: 31
Posted:
Bill, here is my list.

1. Terrible idea. 2. Beyond a terrible idea. 3. Infinity terrible idea.

What age group is the swim team? What hours are these swim team practices going to occur? Who is the swim coach and how will the coach be vetted by the association?

Besides the additional expense and liability, one must think of the public health element and think the things you do not want to think, if you get my drift.

If it has to happen one way or the other, I recommend not to allow them to practice but let them have a mock swim meet that the homeowners could get involved with the school and also gives the swim team practice competition with an audience. This would be scheduled and planned.

Butterfly, Back stroke. Freestyle, etc. Story time: My sisters and brothers were competitive swimmers. We loved it and had a pool at our house. Then our dad decided he wanted an Olympic team and after practice we would come home, and dad would have us practice again. Needless to say, it got old. My older sister the other day told me, "But we really were good", we laughed.

Bill, I think if your community melded with the swim team in a creative infrequent manner it would be great!
CathyA3 (Ohio)
Posts: 6,299
Posted:
This was probably mentioned before... but the community's governing docs may contain language similar to this statement found in my community's bylaws:

No Active Business to be Conducted for Profit

Nothing herein contained shall be construed to give the Association authority to conduct an active business for profit on behalf of all the Owners or any of them.


The question is whether or not renting out association property to persons outside of the community would be considered "conducting an active business for profit". That's a legal question, which is why I suggested getting the HOA attorney involved - especially since the board president seems to be outside of his lane on the topic.
ElleN (Idaho)
Posts: 4,420
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Quote:
Posted By CathyA3 on 06/24/2023 8:43 AM
The question is whether or not renting out association property to persons outside of the community would be considered "conducting an active business for profit".
I can already hear certain directors at this HOA saying, "We'll just charge the swim team for the HOA's expenses. That way, the HOA does not make a profit."

When it comes to how "in over their heads" the board's directors are: I would say the directors are now sitting deeper than the Titan submersible.
WendyM5 (North Carolina)
Posts: 1,522
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Quote:
Posted By ElleN on 06/24/2023 9:00 AM
Posted By CathyA3 on 06/24/2023 8:43 AM
The question is whether or not renting out association property to persons outside of the community would be considered "conducting an active business for profit".
I can already hear certain directors at this HOA saying, "We'll just charge the swim team for the HOA's expenses. That way, the HOA does not make a profit."

When it comes to how "in over their heads" the board's directors are: I would say the directors are now sitting deeper than the Titan submersible.

maybe a bit too soon to use that analogy? 5 people just died

vis ta vie
ElleN (Idaho)
Posts: 4,420
Posted:
Wendy, no I do not feel it's "too soon" to use such a metaphor. Foolish is foolish.
BillD16 (Texas)
Posts: 974
Posted:
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Posted By CathyA3 on 06/23/2023 5:33 AM
Has anyone consulted with the HOA attorney? I'm guessing that an opinion summarizing and agreeing with all of the objections made by "a bunch of randos on the internet" should be more persuasive.

Also, does the person who talked with the school folks have any tie with this school district - ie. a conflict of interest? Shame on those folks for not putting the interests of the homeowners first. And that's on top of rogue board member behavior.

I'm irked on your behalf, Bill.

Thank you, Cathy. Although please don’t waste much irked on me. The overall pool situation has been improving, and I try to focus on that. The LGs are settled in and comfortable, the pool “regulars” have also become comfortable, we’re well on our way back to the way the pool was pre-COVID.

The XYZ School situation is - I think - finally dead. The other Board members found out about Mr President’s secret meeting, thy were not happy on several levels. They read over the “research from sites on the Internet” (Ie, the list I compiled from y’all) and fell all over themselves agreeing that this was a lousy idea. Mr President has responded with a statement about how we don’t like his “proclivity to listen to people without judgement”{1} and how he’s going on vacation and will put serious thought into whether or not he should step down. Which doesn’t make anyone happy. Despite his role in this, he’s not a bad person and he’s done a number of good things during his time as President. It’s weird, though, that the ‘issues’ all seem to stem from just recently, when he felt called to the roll of “peacemaker”. I don’t mind that he wants to be a “peacemaker” - what bugs me is a) he’s not very good at it, and b) he doesn’t seem to understand what the problem is. This last part makes me kinda hope he *will* step down. But for the most part, I hope he doesn’t. It really wasn’t supposed to be this way. I asked him (and the others) to run for the Board a year ago to help unseat the previous rotten BoD. And it’s all been going - errr - swimmingly until just recently.

Here’s a fun thing I discovered by accident: I was chatting with the head LG and I said “oh, and you wouldn’t believe the proposal we got from XYZ School …” and he says “Oh no, don’t do that!” I was taken aback. “What?” “XYZ School - don’t do that. Not unless they’re going to pay you tons of money …” and he proceeds to tell me how they’ve approached a number of neighborhood pools in the past several years with this “proposal” - heh, he channeled Cathy: “… the people at the NewYoo compound didn’t say ‘no’, they said ‘hell no!’” - and additionally a couple of neighborhoods have *accepted* the plan and regretted it immensely. It’ s not a top priority, but I’ve got some local queries circulating to verify and get more details. But if this abomination someone manages to live again, I’ve got some great new ammo: “So, has XYZ School ever done this before? With who? Are you still working with them? Why not? We’d like to talk to them.”

So … while I don’t want to get my hopes up too high, things seem to be coming together and becoming more normal. I sorta hate to admit it, but I think Rupert Sheldrake’s notion of “Morphic Resonance”{2} is not good science but still a somewhat useful model for certain aspects of life, and the pool might be one of them. And today I’m making stickers to patch some of the old signage (it has stuff like ‘call (512) 123-5678” and the numbers have been dead for years) so a little photoshop plus $10 of Walgreens photo printing on an adhesive sheet, and we should be golden until we get entirely new signs made and deployed.

(There’s a glass bulletin board case that needs to be updated, old stuff taken down, new stuff (hours of operation, LG hours, etc) put up. I’m open to suggestions of harmless, gently subversive material I can add - think “a kinder, gentler” version of the stuff Mark Pauline of Survival Research Labs used to do as a kid)(for instance, I’ve got a list pool operating hours done up in H. R. Giger style) - please let me know if you have any brainstorms.

Thank you all for allowing me to vent. It definitely helps. I hope this stuff is helpful, if only to elicit few chuckles (trust me, I’m aware of the humor in some of this). And, I hope it’s not boring.

AND: new. iPad arriving tomorrow, hopefully fewer typos / more coherent prose!

Bill {3}

{1} yeah? Why didn’t you back my proposal to build a 1:1 scale replica of Stonehenge in the park? (I’m mostly kidding).

{2} essentially “the more something happens, the easier it becomes to do”.

{3} Black Mirror S06E01: 10/10; E02: 9/10; E03: 1/10.

HOA Board ex-President
Austin, Texas USA

“You can’t put too much water in a nuclear reactor”
CathyA3 (Ohio)
Posts: 6,299
Posted:
It sounds like that school is burning bridges. Their track record alone is enough to say "nope" regardless of the merits of their proposal, which apparently nobody has actually seen.

As for the President's threat to step down... one of our previous board members made the mistake of putting her comments in an email to the rest of the board, and in my state that's a valid resignation. Surprise!

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