I didn't mean to ignore everyone until now -- I was having issues with my phone and had to wait until I was on my computer to log on.
You all are awesome. I'm getting some great ideas -- especially about calling the Department of Air Quality. I know that our private "illegal" roads don't matter to them because they're all about keeping dust down. I'll be chatting with them about official 15 mph signs today. We've asked the county to take over our roads but there's some issue about houses being built on the wrong side of the road or there shouldn't have been houses on both sides of the road or some such thing so they won't touch us.
The way I understand it is that we are unable to have the sheriff's department enforce speeding or reckless driving laws out here because we have "non-conforming" roads (illegal is what we call them out here). Hopefully nobody has been locked up because of them. lol However, maybe just maybe a trip out there with some donuts and coffee might work. We had a Pinal Sheriff who lived kitty-corner to us and he always had his vehicle parked out there. That was nice. We didn't have a speeding issue then. There are a couple of deputies who live out here but they can't enforce the laws because of that whole private road thing. Maybe they could just park a decoy out here... Now there's a thought. The guy who now lives in the home where the sheriff's deputy used to live is a Mesa cop. He's the one who said we should do a letter instead of confronting the guy face-to-face. Personally, if my neighbors felt the need to write a letter to me about something, I would be absolutely mortified. Obviously this guy has no common sense or sense of shame.
We have a sort-of-kind-of HOA right now that was set up by the builder when the homes were built. It's more of an "everyone play nice" kind of declaration than anything with any set rules except for things like easements, shared wells and the like.
The speeder wants to have regular meetings and everyone taking votes and all that. That's just not really the way we do things out here. We're VERY casual and our "meetings" consist of BBQs where everyone just gets together and once in a while some issue will come up like fixing the road or taking care of weeds in the ditch. For the most part though, the homeowners out here are very responsible when it comes to not speeding, not kicking up dust, making sure their homes and yards look nice -- all the things people who take pride in their homes do whether someone's telling them to do it or not. Frankly, we're hosting the next BBQ and we really don't want this guy at our home because he seems like the type who takes no responsibility for his actions and if he got hurt here we'd be afraid he'd sue us. As usual, all of the other neighbors have been invited but we're NOT going out on a limb and inviting this guy or his equally speeding wife or girlfriend or whoever she is.
We would prefer to not have to go through an attorney; however, this guy is such a menace that we may be forced to do that. It really stinks when someone doesn't have basic common sense and common courtesy to the point where hiring a lawyer is actually an option.
We actually have a neighbor who owns a dump truck that he hauls gravel with. I'm kind of liking the idea of dumping an entire load in front of this guy's house. That's evil enough to be right up our alley (we're really nice people until someone pisses us off then we get really redneck lol). I think we could get it for a good price, too. Have the guy dump the load and then tell the speeder it's his part of the road maintenance to spread it because the rest of us bought it. lol That's a seriously delicious idea. lol (Gee, dude, sorry you can't get out of your driveway without an earthmover! lol)
Unfortunately, not maintaining the road really isn't an option because it would hurt the rest of us -- especially during the monsoon season. This guy lives toward the end of our road and most of us live toward the beginning of it. Our road used to be really bad but then the neighbors banded together and made it the nicest one out here. We're getting ready to put in a new culvert at the beginning of the road (one neighbor is donating the culvert, another is donating his heavy equipment skills and the rest of us will help pay for everything and man the shovels). When it gets really bad out here, even the trash trucks won't come down this road because they don't want to tear it up. That's pretty sad when the trash companies think of things like that but a neighbor who actually LIVES on the road doesn't.
Anyway, thank you all for the great tips and ideas -- keep 'em coming, please. I'll be speaking with the department of air quality as well as the sheriff's department today. Hopefully we can get something going without having to involve a lawyer.
